You here to find out the best way to ruin your holiday health? The answer is: work at OFS.
So I came in this morning and as I’m putting my healthy salad in the fridge, this woman approaches.
OFS Customer Service (minus Isis!)
Her name is Jean, she’s on the OFS customer service team and I usually adore her. She’s awesome. But this morning, she says, “Do you like pumpkin, banana or carrot & cream cheese?” At first I didn’t understand what she was getting at, but when she mentioned cream cheese I knew I was about to get caked. So naturally I chose carrot. She proceeds to hand me a freshly baked, neatly wrapped mini carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. That’s right. Her man bakes and was up late last night making all sorts of mini cakes and breads so she could torment her innocent coworkers today. The nerve.
But you guys. There are no words to describe this cake. I couldn’t resist and it has already almost been completely devoured. I didn’t share with friends. I didn’t save it for my kids like other kind co-workers did. I totally would’ve you know, but one of my boys has a nut allergy, so you see I was stuck with it.
Anyway, if you see Jean anywhere, steer clear. She and her baker will ruin your holiday health. The end.
P.S. I’m not known for keeping a straight face. In fact after I say something sarcastic to someone, I always feel compelled to point out awkwardly that I’m just joking. So let’s get real here. Thanks so much to Jean and Tommy for your thoughtfulness! That damn cake is delicious.